Question: What does toilet paper look like in the bathtub?
Answer: Egg Drop Soup
This is what I found "Devilyn" doing yesterday in the tub! I was doing dishes in the kitchen, and I came back 5 minutes later to find her swishing her hair "LIKE A MERMAID MOM!" in egg drop soupy water. It was disgusting to say the least. I drained the bathtub and was running her hair under the faucet and this stupid toilet paper would not come out! So I finished washing it and got the blowdrier out. No such luck. I wish I had one of those lice combs because I used 2 brushes trying to get it out. In the end she had a beautiful blow out and still chunks of white toilet paper in there.
And to make the story funnier later on I had to attend Bucky's Christmas party for work and I accidently grabbed said infected brush. I ran it through my red hair and suddenly became a Pert Plus commercial. White bits everywhere. :) I felt a little like an episode of I Love Lucy or something. I had to laugh at myself because who does that????
6 comments:
That is hilarious! I'm still confused about how toilet paper in the water is like a mermaid.
The people at the work party probably thought you were trying to look festive with "snowflakes" in your hair:)
I love it!! Thanks for sharing.
That's why we have kids and love them so much. They add spice and keep us on our toes and remind us of how to be imaginative and creative. Glad you found humor in what could have been a frustrating situation.
that cracks me up! I wish the only thing I found in my babies tub was toilet paper. :) Kids are funny little things.
eeewww. You have bad dandruff. Children are gross. Especially yours. Kidding. That is too funny.
That is too funny! Ava has never done that. Knock on wood.
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